Cowboys EMBARRASSED?! Lamar OUT & Week 5 Upset Calls

The Cowboys just got embarrassed on Thursday Night Football, Lamar Jackson is OUT, and NFL Week 5 is already looking like pure chaos! 🏈🔥 Caine & Touchdown are back with their Week 5 picks against the spread, starting with Dallas getting handed an embarrassing home loss by the previously winless Buccaneers. Is there any hope left for America's Team? This week's slate brings the Eagles vs. Jaguars in London, the Giants vs. Commanders with Jayden Daniels returning, 49ers vs. Seahawks, and Lamar-less Baltimore heading to Atlanta for Sunday Night Football. We also break down Bills vs. Rams on Monday night and debate whether either team is living up to expectations. PLUS: Touchdown leads the ATS race 35–23. Can Caine close the gap? Are the Patriots actually good, or is the Drake Maye MVP hype getting ridiculous? Can Washington bounce back, or will the Giants ruin Caine's Sunday? Are the Packers and Texans officially in trouble? Could Broncos play-calling changes get Bo Nix rolling again? Who belongs in the early NFL MVP conversation? We're picking every remaining Week 5 matchup, debating the biggest upset possibilities, and handing out plenty of football slander along the way.